when i’m a doctor doing a surgery right before the person goes out under the anesthesia i’m going to say ‘ok pull up the wikihow article’
What’s the difference between 10 cocks and a joke?
I can’t take a joke.
I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.
The music puns. My people.
These commercials would be so much better if they left them in.
What if clouds and lakes switched spots and every time you looked up you’d see waves being pulled by the moon and we’d wade through the clouds on a hot day. What if birds grew grass and the ground grew feathers. What if flowers were as tall as trees and trees as small as flowers.
I’ll have whatever he’s having.
hey I just got my drivers license
hey I’m getting mine next
hey I doubt it
you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for each other
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